So, it's been a week since my last post, and I've got to say, I've not experienced a lot of success in my outdoor endeavours.
Last Sunday, shortly after posting my first article, I went to Gatineau Park and attempted to take a trail with a friend of mine near Kingsmere. This proved highly unsuccessful as we were accosted by a shambling, sliding horde of cross country skiers. Apparently, many of the trails in this section of the park are reserved solely for these spandex-clad snow warriors, whose grimacing face and surly disposition are surely due to their deep seated desire to be at one with nature (and not at all a result of the desperate attempt of spoiled government workers to work off the stress of being shackled to their ergonomic swivel chairs all week long). Despite the sarcastic directions of park staff and the somewhat-heated encounters unfriendly fellow park goers, we did manage to find trail which offered a rather pleasant stroll, although not the sweat-inducing hike I was hoping for. Herman seemed to enjoy himself, but Herman is usually pretty happy anywhere there's snow and sticks.
After that largely unsatisfying experience, I decided to up the ante a little this weekend and head out towards Frontenac Provincial Park, recommended to me for its fabulous winter camping and good trails by a friend. I piled into the car with a big thermos of coffee and a bag full of treats for Herman and sped off down Highway 7. However, map quest led me a bit awry, and I could not seem to locate the entrance to the park, despite stopping and asking several locals, who seemed as clueless as I was; what I couldn't find was Desert Lake Road, and the irony of not being able to find a "desert lake" is not lost on me. You would think that Ontario Parks might want to, I don't know, put some signs up or something, but apparently part of the fun of Frontenac is driving in circles for an hour through some lovely but largely empty country side on Highway 38.
Frustrated but not defeated, I went for plan b- Bon Echo Park, about 50 km South East of my original destination. I have been there on several occasions in the summer time and the park is beautiful, well known for it's Native American pictographs and lovely day trails. When planning my trip to Frontenac I had also selected a trail in Bon Echo, visiting their website and checking out the trails to ensure I knew where I was going, and decided that I would take Loop 2 of the Abes and Essens trail, just in case I encountered a problem (which of course I did). Survival skills 101- always be prepared for an emergency. So I cranked up The Dears on my radio and sped off on a bit of a back track, then headed back down Highway 7 to refuel at Kaladar. It is worth noting that the bathroom at the Kaladar gas station is the only one I have ever been in that has a vending machine for lube and sex-toy "surprises" (does getting the clap from a toilet seat a "surprise?") but does not offer tampons.
Thirty minutes and 45 dollars of $1.15/L gas later, I arrived at Bon Echo Park... or rather, the unplowed, gated entrance to Bon Echo park and a big red sign which read CLOSED: NO ENTRANCE.
Do me a favour. Go here and tell me where the hell it says PARK CLOSED FOR THE WINTER.
http://www.ontarioparks.com/english/bone.html
Can't find it? That's because it DOESN'T. In fact, when you search for Bon Echo, several sites make much of it's great ungroomed cross country ski trails and snow shoeing. The park also has yurts, which are traditionally used for winter camping. In fact, the only way one could possibly tell the park is closed would be if you went to the parks locator and search for parks which offer hiking in the winter and noted that Bon Echo does NOT appear on the results list (which I did after the fact). For all intents and purposes, one would believe the park to be open. Even standing there in front of abandoned office, the door obscured by nearly a foot of snow, I believed there surely had to be an error here some where. So I got back in the car after letting Herman (who had been so patient during this little sojourn) out for a piss and back tracked (again) to the little town of Cloyne, just outside of the park.
I stopped in at a greasy spoon and asked the waitress if there was another entrance I didn't know about. A nice couple sitting at a table behind me eating from plates of over-easy eggs and home fries informed me (as the waitress was utterly clueless) that no, there was not, and that further more the park used to be open all winter and had only this year closed for the entirety of the season, and that I was not the first person to drive into the park a happy camper and drive out through Cloyne a not-so-happy-camper.
Frustrated, with four hours now behind the wheel, I had no choice but to turn around and head home. I stopped at two small parks - Sharbot and Silver Lake- along Highway 7 and walked around the very limited trails on the grounds there, but they too were empty, abandoned and- in the case of Silver Lake- creepily silent. Herman didn't seem to bothered- once again, there was snow and sticks- but I can't help but feel Parks Ontario owes me some free passes this seasons for the drive, time lost and gas wasted.
If you like to Cross Country Ski and you live in the Ottawa area, you should definitely check out the park, although I do warn you that if you give me even a fraction of the attitude I received on my last visit there, I will take your little ski pole and make myself a cross country kebab.
http://www.canadascapital.gc.ca/bins/ncc_web_content_page.asp?cid=16297-16299-10170&bhcp=1&lang=1
If any one can find this park, do let me know:
http://www.frontenacpark.ca/
Hopefully my next adventure goes more smoothly. Or at all.
Pictures coming soon!